Couch Potato Club

Finally, the official meme coin of all couch potatoes, fair launched on the ICP.

Invest while you rest.

Invest Watch Start Lounging Hop on OC Chip Chirp

Because productivity is overrated

HODL... but slowly

The coin for the comfortably unmotivated

🛋️ Nap-to-Mine

The less you move, the more you earn. Connect your smartwatch and let inactivity power your wealth.

⏰ Procrasti-Stakes

Why do today what you can stake tomorrow? Earn extra rewards for delayed transactions.

📺 Binge Bonuses

Marathon watching your favorite shows? That's not waste of time, that's mining!

Tokenomics (We Kept It Simple)

Fair Launch for the Lazy

• Total Supply: 1 Billion $CPC
• Initial Distribution: 100% to community
• No team allocation (too much work)
• No VCs (they move too fast)
• No complicated vesting (math is hard)

Why So Simple?

Because complicated tokenomics require effort, and that's not what we're about. The entire supply goes to those who master the art of doing nothing. No pre-sales, no private rounds, no lock-ups - just pure, unadulterated laziness.

"The fairest launch is the one that requires the least effort"

Something Like A Roadmap

Q4 2024 / Q1 2025: The Great Awakening

• Launch token while taking a nap
• Release whitepaper... eventually
• Start thinking about marketing
After snack break...

Q2 2025: The Mild Effort Phase

• Roll over to the other side of the couch
• Launch Nap-to-Mine beta
• Consider exercise... just kidding
Once we find the remote...

Q3 2025: The Prolonged Coffee Break

• Partner with streaming services*
• Launch Procrasti-Stakes protocol
• Schedule team meetings in bed
*If we feel like it
Right after this episode...

Q4 2025: The Winter Hibernation

• Release Binge Bonuses feature
• Integrate with smart blankets
• Perfect the art of mining in PJs
When we feel like it...

2026: The Comfortable Future

• Launch NFT collection of rare couches
• Create DAO governed by sleep cycles
• Maybe do something productive...nah
Rich Couch Potato

Join the Revolution of Relaxation

Because sometimes, doing nothing is everything.

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